Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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