Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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