I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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