pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Sheโs the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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