So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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