I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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