Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
All the doctor said was why
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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