Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
His nipple licking is glorious
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