She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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