sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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