It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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