you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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