When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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