i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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