If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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