maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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