are you still at the devil's house?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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