Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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