Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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