is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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