OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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