Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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