That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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