idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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