They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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