Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize