no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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