You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's shark week go big or go home
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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