I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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