So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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