I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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