I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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