i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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