so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
