Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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