How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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