We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Sober January is a disaster.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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