Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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