Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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