i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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