party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I wear drunk well.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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