First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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