no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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