She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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