Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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