Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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