I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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