Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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