gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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