Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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