TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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