..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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