It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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