In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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