Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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